Yesterday evening I was going to add A VERY HUGE number to my Draft That Must Not be Named.
Instead I watched 4 episodes of Once Upon A Time.
(And instead of writing and editing now, I’m writing this post 🙂 )
I don’t have writer’s block, if that’s what you’re wondering, but there’s something I need to overcome. Several somethings actually. A VERY HUGE number of clichés, adverbs, and a plague of the word ‘VERY’, are laughing at me from the pages of My Not to Be Named Novel.
Why they’re laughing you ask? Well, because I didn’t know I put them there when I was writing.
There’s a shape shifter in the story.
Definitely a no-go, because nowadays there’s one in every YA fantasy-like story.
So I have to kill that one. Which is easy because it’s a stupid character that can change into a spider and does nothing else.
There’s a taxi-driver (from India) who helps my main character getting places, but is thin as cardboard.
I DID NOT REALISE I STOLE THIS STRAIGHT FROM THE CONSTATINE MOVIE.
(What do you mean, Pie, when you say I watched that movie a zillion times?)
Also I’m embarrassed he’s from India. I have no idea why I did that, probably stole it somewhere too. It would have made more sense if I added an Indian chef because Indian is my all-time favourite food..
There Are More Strange People Than Normal People In The Story
No idea how to fix this, but I think I need to change some precious demons into humans.
There’s a Market
WTF! How did I get a Market in there. And to make matters worse IT IS A NIGHT MARKET.
Whahaha. I’m crying.
Everything is Very
Very scared. Very cool. Very far. Very strong. Very annoyed. VERY EVERYTHING.
And do you want to know the worst part?
I have no ending. Not really anyway. Something explodes, but it is VERY lame.
So it’s back to the drawing board. The upside is there are no blank pages staring back at me (I call it the BLANK VOID), the downside is that I feel a bit scared.
But first things first.
Whahaha (still crying).